The Federation of Minozian is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 730 million Minozianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchinak. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Minozianian economy, worth 60.0 trillion Xinzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,229 Xinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minozian's national animal is the Orchik Mantis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minozian is ranked 267,010^th in the world and 2,603^rd in Two for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.