The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.417 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,908 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,663 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,405 per year while the poor average 55,791, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.
Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Osmosisism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Republic of Maj Tonia Godgueeber.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The United States of Am3ric4.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Discipled.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Kingdom of Democritus.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Democratic Union of New Trisone.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Wonderfully Fragrant Nation of Dar es Saalam.
- : Following new legislation in Minorus cellus, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Minorus cellus, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Minorus cellus, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
- : Following new legislation in Minorus cellus, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
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