The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.897 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,421 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,615 per year while the poor average 53,779, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, Osmosis Jones's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Osmosisism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Liberentis.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
- : Following new legislation in Minorus cellus, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
- : Following new legislation in Minorus cellus, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Peasant Wizard of Deropia.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Mace Kingdom.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Intrepid Invidious Republic of Empy.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Avid Rodent of Malphe.
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