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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 779th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,015th Most Influential: 1,180th
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Minorus cellus

Population9.798 billion

CapitalNuclei City
LeaderOsmosis Jones

Currencysingle cell

The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.798 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,459 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 580,551 per year while the poor average 54,852, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, the Minorus cellusian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Minorus cellus as a reminder of their "special relationship", and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Osmosisism.

Minorus cellus is ranked 162,511th in the world and 9,543rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 24.77 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 779thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,015thMost Influential: 1,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,522ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,103rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,244thNudest: 3,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,450thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,866thHighest Average Incomes: 5,398thHighest Economic Output: 5,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,593rdMost Stationary: 6,318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,369thLargest Retail Industry: 7,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,080thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,551stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,995thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,451stMost Developed: 11,465thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,474thHealthiest Citizens: 12,705thMost Efficient Economies: 13,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,609thLargest Governments: 15,224thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,951stBest Weather: 16,236th
Largest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionNudest: 142nd in the regionMost Stationary: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 199th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 202nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Populations: 373rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 376th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 413th in the regionMost Influential: 436th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 452nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 509th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 538th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 634th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 665th in the regionMost Developed: 669th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 694th in the regionLargest Governments: 697th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 819th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 898th in the regionBest Weather: 903rd in the regionMost Cultured: 909th in the region

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