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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 791st Largest Insurance Industry: 1,014th Most Influential: 1,108th
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Minorus cellus

Population9.417 billion

CapitalNuclei City
LeaderOsmosis Jones

Currencysingle cell

The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.417 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,908 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,663 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,405 per year while the poor average 55,791, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Osmosisism.

Minorus cellus is ranked 20,228th in the world and 906th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,819.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 791stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,014thMost Influential: 1,108thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,427thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,060thLargest Black Market: 2,077thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,514thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,119thNudest: 3,569thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,336thHighest Average Incomes: 5,126thHighest Economic Output: 5,561stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,053rdMost Stationary: 6,434thLargest Retail Industry: 6,973rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,254thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,065thLowest Crime Rates: 8,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,365thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,024thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,805thMost Developed: 12,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,018thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,283rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionMost Stationary: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 196th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 210th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Populations: 331st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 382nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 385th in the regionMost Influential: 428th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 440th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 511th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 524th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 595th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 627th in the regionMost Developed: 677th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 679th in the regionLargest Governments: 684th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 686th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 708th in the region

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