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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480th Most Influential: 862nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,341st
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
One cell, one country, one mind
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.215 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 195,665 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 687,740 per year while the poor average 40,344, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Osmosisism.

Minorus cellus is ranked 17,432nd in the world and 651st in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,917.23 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480thMost Influential: 862ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,341stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,391stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,341stLargest Black Market: 3,034thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,238thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,287thNudest: 3,713thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,376thHighest Average Incomes: 5,017thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,505thLargest Retail Industry: 6,608thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,918thHighest Economic Output: 7,029thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,500thTop
Most Stationary: 7,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,220thMost Conservative: 9,356thLowest Crime Rates: 9,672ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,267thMost Efficient Economies: 11,973rdMost Developed: 13,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,418thHealthiest Citizens: 14,571st
Largest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionNudest: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionMost Stationary: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 199th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 294th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 310th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 316th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 383rd in the regionLargest Populations: 388th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 420th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 456th in the regionMost Conservative: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 508th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 515th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 651st in the regionMost Developed: 663rd in the region

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