by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 522nd Most Influential: 881st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,266th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
One cell, one country, one mind
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.605 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 195,819 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 640,081 per year while the poor average 45,030, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Nine out of ten citizens of Minorus cellus answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Osmosisism.

Minorus cellus is ranked 7,511th in the world and 177th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,221.70755144 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 522ndMost Influential: 881stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,266thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,332ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,295thLargest Black Market: 2,597thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,466thNudest: 3,678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,830thHighest Average Incomes: 5,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,360thLargest Retail Industry: 6,206thHighest Economic Output: 6,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,958thMost Stationary: 7,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,571stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,310thLowest Crime Rates: 9,466thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,644thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,400thMost Efficient Economies: 12,568thMost Developed: 12,728thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,288thMost Conservative: 13,529thHealthiest Citizens: 13,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,229thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,475th
Largest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionNudest: 137th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Stationary: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 332nd in the regionLargest Populations: 365th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 435th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 508th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 538th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 582nd in the regionMost Developed: 679th in the regionMost Conservative: 719th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 719th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 723rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 756th in the regionLargest Governments: 758th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 769th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 831st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 867th in the region

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