The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.215 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 195,665 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 687,740 per year while the poor average 40,344, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.
Agricultural employees work for peanuts, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Osmosisism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sheppey.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Kingdom of Plembobria.
- : Following new legislation in Minorus cellus, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Republic of Yukti.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Kianese Empire of McMasterdonia.
- : Minorus cellus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Octal Regn.
- : Minorus cellus was endorsed by The Community of Anima Proxa.
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