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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 757th Most Influential: 1,049th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,108th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
One cell, one country, one mind
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Minorus cellus

Population8.897 billion

CapitalNuclei City
LeaderOsmosis Jones
FaithOsmosisism

Currencysingle cell
Animalamoeba

The Kingdom of Minorus cellus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Osmosis Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.897 billion Minor cells are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minorus cellusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion single cells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,421 single cells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,615 per year while the poor average 53,779, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, Osmosis Jones's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minorus cellus's national animal is the amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Osmosisism.

Minorus cellus is ranked 9,177th in the world and 408th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.97 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 757thMost Influential: 1,049thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,108thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,366thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,170thLargest Black Market: 2,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,500thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,108thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,428thNudest: 4,549thHighest Average Incomes: 5,242ndHighest Economic Output: 5,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,297thMost Stationary: 6,632ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,784thLargest Retail Industry: 7,549thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,266thLowest Crime Rates: 9,177thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,757thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,850thMost Developed: 12,874thMost Efficient Economies: 13,536thHealthiest Citizens: 13,669thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,119thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,399thLargest Governments: 16,767thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,755thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,152nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 137th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 152nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 154th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionMost Stationary: 158th in the regionNudest: 188th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 221st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 279th in the regionLargest Populations: 342nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionMost Influential: 429th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 432nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 502nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 542nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 546th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 646th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 656th in the regionMost Developed: 722nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 732nd in the regionLargest Governments: 739th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 747th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 880th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 953rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 977th in the region

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