Population | 7.535 billion |
Capital | Strekhin |
Leader | John Ellsbury |
Currency | mini |
Animal | thrush |
The Federal Republic of Ministanopolis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by John Ellsbury with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.535 billion Ministanopolites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strekhin. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ministanopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,788 trillion minis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 237,301 minis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ministanopolites seem to be catching more chills, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the well-to-do in Miniland are never on time for important appointments, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown. Ministanopolis's national animal is the thrush, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ministanopolis is ranked 2,444th in the world and 1st in Miniland for Most Cultured, scoring 240 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, the well-to-do in Miniland are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, Ministanopolites seem to be catching more chills.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, Thrush is one of the most popular forenames in Ministanopolis.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-mini charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Ministanopolis, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.