The Empire of Minionese is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 421 million Minioneseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bavuarin. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The Minionesean economy, worth 24.9 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,185 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, every week is blindness awareness week, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Bavuarin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minionese's national animal is the Rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Minionese is ranked 59,833^rd in the world and 313^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,054.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.