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Largest Populations: 1,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,263rdHighest Economic Output: 2,602nd
The Glittery Cookie Queen of
Mother Knows Best State
Cookie? You know you want one...
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Minineenee

Population34.116 billion

CapitalDena
LeaderMelisande Rahl
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencyGlitter
Animaltiger

The Glittery Cookie Queen of Minineenee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 34.116 billion Minineeneeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dena. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minineeneean economy, worth a remarkable 4,114 trillion Glitters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,599 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, future leaders of Minineenee regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the Minineeneean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minineenee's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Minineenee is ranked 213,058th in the world and 5,866th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 7.26 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Populations: 1,151stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,263rdHighest Economic Output: 2,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,430thMost Developed: 3,990thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,540thMost Efficient Economies: 5,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,574thSmartest Citizens: 5,596thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,419thMost Devout: 7,632ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,570thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,601stLargest Governments: 12,270thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,053rdLargest Gambling Industry: 15,011thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,164thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,621stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,457thHealthiest Citizens: 20,704thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,326th
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Largest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Developed: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionMost Devout: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 240th in the regionNudest: 264th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 334th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 361st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 379th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 380th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 396th in the regionLargest Black Market: 400th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 440th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 450th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 455th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 480th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 486th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 501st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 554th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates, and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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