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Largest Populations: 1,169th Most Efficient Economies: 1,289th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,031st
The Glittery Cookie Queen of
Mother Knows Best State
Cookie? You know you want one...
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Minineenee

Population32.186 billion

CapitalDena
LeaderMelisande Rahl
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencyGlitter
Animaltiger

The Glittery Cookie Queen of Minineenee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 32.186 billion Minineeneeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dena. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minineeneean economy, worth a remarkable 3,884 trillion Glitters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,697 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, future leaders of Minineenee regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the Minineeneean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minineenee's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Minineenee is ranked 165,360th in the world and 7,359th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.2 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 1,169thMost Efficient Economies: 1,289thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,031stHighest Economic Output: 2,293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,960thMost Developed: 4,569thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,013thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,256thSmartest Citizens: 5,325thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,346thMost Devout: 6,563rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,961stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,443rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,094thLargest Governments: 11,610thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,968thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,604thNudest: 15,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,760thLowest Crime Rates: 16,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,740th
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Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Devout: 176th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 227th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 282nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 301st in the regionNudest: 301st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 325th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 404th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 435th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 439th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 461st in the regionLargest Black Market: 467th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 467th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 482nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 558th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 561st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 582nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 652nd in the regionMost Cultured: 663rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Minineenee's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Minineenee's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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