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Largest Populations: 1,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,209thHighest Economic Output: 2,580th
The Glittery Cookie Queen of
Mother Knows Best State
Cookie? You know you want one...
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Minineenee

Population33.893 billion

CapitalDena
LeaderMelisande Rahl
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencyGlitter
Animaltiger

The Glittery Cookie Queen of Minineenee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 33.893 billion Minineeneeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dena. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minineeneean economy, worth a remarkable 4,087 trillion Glitters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,599 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, future leaders of Minineenee regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the Minineeneean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minineenee's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Minineenee is ranked 190,190th in the world and 5,413th in the West Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.89 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 1,154thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,209thHighest Economic Output: 2,580thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,288thMost Developed: 3,979thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,418thMost Efficient Economies: 5,434thSmartest Citizens: 5,578thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,263rdMost Devout: 7,308thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,472ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,275thLargest Governments: 12,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,849thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,105thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,531stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,820thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,080thHealthiest Citizens: 20,569th
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Largest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Developed: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionMost Devout: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 206th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 226th in the regionLargest Governments: 242nd in the regionNudest: 280th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 321st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 335th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 335th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 373rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 398th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 406th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 429th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 445th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 461st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 473rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 486th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 565th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates, and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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