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Minineenee was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 348
Largest Populations: 1,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,372ndHighest Economic Output: 2,824th
The Glittery Cookie Queen of
Mother Knows Best State
Cookie? You know you want one...
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Minineenee

Population36.48 billion

CapitalDena
LeaderMelisande Rahl
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencyGlitter
Animaltiger

The Glittery Cookie Queen of Minineenee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 36.48 billion Minineeneeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dena. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minineeneean economy, worth a remarkable 4,399 trillion Glitters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,598 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, future leaders of Minineenee regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the Minineeneean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minineenee's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Minineenee is ranked 15,393rd in the world and 330th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,183.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Populations: 1,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,372ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,824thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,626thMost Developed: 4,336thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,591stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,659thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,883rdSmartest Citizens: 6,015thMost Efficient Economies: 6,353rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,558thMost Devout: 8,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,084thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,984thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,969thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,106thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,497thLowest Crime Rates: 18,055thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,739thHighest Average Incomes: 23,648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,500thHighest Food Quality: 24,682nd
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Largest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionMost Developed: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Devout: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 219th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 252nd in the regionLargest Governments: 254th in the regionNudest: 280th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 320th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 330th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 333rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 372nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 427th in the regionLargest Black Market: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 440th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 443rd in the regionMost Stationary: 464th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 468th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 483rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 486th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Minineenee's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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