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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154th
The State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Minik Aike

Population7.371 billion

CapitalAluen
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Parron

The State of Minik Aike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.371 billion Minik Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aluen. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Minik Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 3,396 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 460,757 Teshken Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the statue in the al-Zahawi Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minik Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Parron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Minik Aike is ranked 2,356th in the world and 8th in Guer Aike Territories for Smartest Citizens, with 173.66 quips per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Patriotic: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 425thHighest Average Incomes: 540thMost Subsidized Industry: 551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 670thLargest Black Market: 680thMost Armed: 781stMost Efficient Economies: 1,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,435thLargest Governments: 1,950thMost Devout: 2,029thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,267thSmartest Citizens: 2,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,408thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,641stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,014thLowest Crime Rates: 3,333rdNudest: 3,886thMost Cultured: 4,013thHighest Economic Output: 4,873rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,515thMost Conservative: 5,807thMost Authoritarian: 5,909thHealthiest Citizens: 6,136thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,059thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,608thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,471stTop
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Most Developed: 13,485thLargest Retail Industry: 15,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,864thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,549thMost Stationary: 18,933rdMost Influential: 19,035th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minik Aike was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, the statue in the Dubois Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, even secular Minik Aikeans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Following new legislation in Minik Aike, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.

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