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Most Valuable International Artwork: 557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,828thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,973rd
The Lucky Empire of
Democratic Socialists
?
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Mini Me For Cards

Population2.13 billion

CurrencyGolden Dollar
AnimalSpider

The Lucky Empire of Mini Me For Cards is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.13 billion Mini Me For Cardsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mini Me For Cardsian economy, worth 319 trillion Golden Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,136 Golden Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, the aims of top-secret Mini Me For Cardsian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Mini Me For Cards's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mini Me For Cards is ranked 37,018th in the world and 1,134th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 80.56 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 557thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,828thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,973rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,707thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,295thLargest Black Market: 6,715thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,539thLargest Mining Sector: 9,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,960thMost Avoided: 10,965thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,713thHighest Average Incomes: 14,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,257thMost Efficient Economies: 17,959thMost Developed: 20,713thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,302ndMost Income Equality: 21,382ndLargest Governments: 23,437th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 218th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 269th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 332nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 372nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 437th in the regionMost Avoided: 547th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 556th in the regionMost Income Equality: 666th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 720th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 754th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mini Me For Cards, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Mini Me For Cards was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Mini Me For Cards, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mini Me For Cards, the aims of top-secret Mini Me For Cardsian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
  • : Mini Me For Cards changed its national currency to "Golden Dollar" and its nation type to "Lucky Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in Mini Me For Cards, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Mini Me For Cards was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Mini Me For Cards, the justice of Mini Me For Cards is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Mini Me For Cards lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mini Me For Cards, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Leader.

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