The Constitutional Monarchy of Mingernland is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 396 million Mingernlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mingernland city. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mingernlandian economy, worth 42.8 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 108,077 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mingernland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mingernland is ranked 216,291^st in the world and 9,063^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 211.17 on the Societal Mobility Rating.