The Empire of Minervan Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.529 billion Minervan Empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Minervan Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Nerviums a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,682 Nerviums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,403 per year while the poor average 31,197, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

The government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minervan Empire's national animal is the Minervan Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Minervan Empire is ranked 28,305^th in the world and 1,898^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.75 law-abiding acts per hour.