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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,743rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,644th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,573rd
The Royal Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
War is the worst best answer
Colonial-Governor Octavia the 3rd
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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MineLegotipony

Population3.665 billion

CapitalNew Manehattan
LeaderColonial-Governor Octavia the 3rd
FaithProtestant Harmonism

CurrencyDenario
AnimalTimderdog

The Royal Protectorate of MineLegotipony is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Colonial-Governor Octavia the 3rd with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.665 billion MineLegotiponyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manehattan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient MineLegotiponyian economy, worth 554 trillion Denarios a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 151,401 Denarios, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and the government is spending billions of Denarios on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MineLegotipony's national animal is the Timderdog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Harmonism.

MineLegotipony is ranked 25,876th in the world and 101st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Economic Output, with 554 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,644thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,573rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,010thTop
10%
Most Devout: 8,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,151stMost Efficient Economies: 8,738thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,164thMost Conservative: 10,222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,414thLargest Governments: 12,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,277thLargest Black Market: 12,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,843rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,866thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,909th
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Most Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MineLegotipony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in MineLegotipony, the government is spending billions of Denarios on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in MineLegotipony, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : MineLegotipony was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in MineLegotipony, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in MineLegotipony, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in MineLegotipony, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : MineLegotipony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in MineLegotipony, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in MineLegotipony, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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