by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 6th Most Armed: 6th
The Festering Mutations of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Freedom is Absolute - Under Penalty of Death
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Mindless contempt

Population25.5 billion

CapitalContempt

Currencysmall shiny object
Animalhairless ape

The Festering Mutations of Mindless contempt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.5 billion Mindless contemptians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contempt. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mindless contemptian economy, worth an astonishing 12,521 trillion small shiny objects a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 491,035 small shiny objects, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,393,930 per year while the poor average 138,163, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

There's never enough space in space, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mindless contempt's national animal is the hairless ape, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mindless contempt is ranked 382nd in the world and 5th in Place To Stash Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 254.18 Quips Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 6thMost Armed: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndRudest Citizens: 33rdMost Secular: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rdFattest Citizens: 62ndMost Avoided: 89thLargest Retail Industry: 95thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thLeast Corrupt Governments: 141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 152ndHighest Economic Output: 159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180thHighest Average Incomes: 204thLargest Gambling Industry: 214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 242ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 330thSmartest Citizens: 382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 425thLargest Mining Sector: 554thLargest Agricultural Sector: 574thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 652ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 771stLargest Publishing Industry: 828thMost Stationary: 837thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 992ndLargest Black Market: 1,318thMost Cultured: 1,418thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,422ndTop
5%
Largest Populations: 2,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,127thMost Influential: 4,632ndMost Politically Free: 4,732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,228thNudest: 7,868thTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,838thHighest Drug Use: 15,922nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mindless contempt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, lavish state dinners in Contempt are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Mindless contempt.

More...

View Forum posts

Report