The Colony of Mindhart is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Artist with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.133 billion Mindhartians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San'i. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mindhartian economy, worth 73.0 trillion Thoughts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,449 Thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring billions into replacement brains, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mindhart's national animal is the Pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mindhart is ranked 271,105^th in the world and 17,408^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.