The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.131 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcòdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 7,344 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 281,069 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 97^th in the world and 2^nd in The Internationale for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 109.94 Effective Tax Rate.