The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.701 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcòdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,285 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 255,336 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 5,083^rd in the world and 12^th in The Internationale for Most Influential, scoring 13,899 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.