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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th
The Transhuman Communist State of
Democratic Socialists
Sempre sopra di Essa!
J Roland
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Minchioria

Population21.681 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.681 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,863 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 270,463 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 29th in the world and 1st in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 18,291.64 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48thMost Advanced Public Education: 56thLargest Welfare Programs: 73rdMost Pacifist: 84thHighest Average Tax Rates: 91stLargest Governments: 143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155thMost Beautiful Environments: 162ndSafest: 165thMost Compassionate Citizens: 183rdMost Developed: 204thLongest Average Lifespans: 225thNicest Citizens: 240thHealthiest Citizens: 287thBest Weather: 325thLowest Crime Rates: 329thLeast Corrupt Governments: 361stSmartest Citizens: 363rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 486thMost Inclusive: 612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 654thMost Cultured: 763rdMost Secular: 836thMost Valuable International Artwork: 994thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,070thHighest Economic Output: 1,531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,338thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,604thMost Influential: 4,274thLargest Populations: 5,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,082ndMost Income Equality: 8,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,227thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,369thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,279th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Minchioria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, J Roland's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, Minchioria's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.

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