The Federation of MinaFederal is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.471 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth 730 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 163,493 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 166,640^th in the world and 8,984^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 27.17 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.