The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.215 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,223 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 198,267 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 2,501^st in the world and 103^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,664.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.