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Most Devout: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 54thMost Developed: 96th
The Federation of
Authoritarian Democracy
Rule by MinaFederal People
President Victor Joseph Filart Mina
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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MinaFederal

Population11.215 billion

CapitalMinapolis
LeaderPresident Victor Joseph Filart Mina
FaithChristian

CurrencyFederal Dollar
AnimalTurtle

The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.215 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,223 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 198,267 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 2,501st in the world and 103rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,664.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Devout: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 54thMost Developed: 96thHealthiest Citizens: 98thBest Weather: 99thLongest Average Lifespans: 106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rdSafest: 164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 254thMost Pacifist: 352ndMost Beautiful Environments: 474thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 607thLargest Agricultural Sector: 642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 796thLargest Governments: 1,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,752ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,350thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,355thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,501stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,834thSmartest Citizens: 2,869thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,917thMost Patriotic: 3,397thMost Efficient Economies: 3,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,438thHighest Average Incomes: 7,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,111thHighest Economic Output: 8,402ndMost Income Equality: 8,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,542ndMost Conservative: 11,191stMost Stationary: 12,382ndTop
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Most Influential: 13,299th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Patriotic: 137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 209th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionMost Stationary: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 347th in the regionMost Income Equality: 447th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionLargest Populations: 535th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 583rd in the regionMost Conservative: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : MinaFederal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.

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