The Federation of MinaFederal is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.9 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong MinaFederalian economy, worth 538 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. Average income is 78,086 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, builders across MinaFederal are blocked up with orders for new public loos, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 2,197^th in the world and 112^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 140.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.