The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.514 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,498 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 272,431 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 313,902^nd in the world and 5,901^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -746.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.