Population | 15.013 billion |
Capital | Minapolis |
Leader | President Victor Joseph Filart Mina |
Faith | Christian |
Currency | Federal Dollar |
Animal | Turtle |
The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.013 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,819 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 254,382 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, President Victor Joseph Filart Mina can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.
MinaFederal is ranked 20th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 372.06 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, President Victor Joseph Filart Mina can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, government policy is dictated by Christian.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.