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Rudest Citizens: 2,346thLargest Mining Sector: 2,692ndMost Armed: 2,836th
The Roman Empire of
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Senatus Populusque Caero-Minachiae
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Minachia

Population9.322 billion

CapitalVelitrae
LeaderEmperor Octavian VII
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalEagle

The Roman Empire of Minachia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Octavian VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.322 billion Minachians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velitrae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Minachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 132,736 Denarii, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 496,094 per year while the poor average 24,874, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, Minachian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Octavian VII, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime is totally unknown. Minachia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Minachia is ranked 48,180th in the world and 4th in Elparia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,346thLargest Mining Sector: 2,692ndMost Armed: 2,836thMost Devout: 3,015thFattest Citizens: 4,657thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,815thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,094thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,124thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,437thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,714thHighest Economic Output: 12,797thMost Avoided: 13,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,112thLargest Black Market: 15,094thMost Efficient Economies: 15,478thMost Politically Free: 16,734thHighest Average Incomes: 17,856th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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