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Rudest Citizens: 1,914th Most Armed: 2,205th Largest Mining Sector: 2,425th
The Roman Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Senatus Populusque Caero-Minaecheae
Civil Rights
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Population7.601 billion

LeaderEmperor Octavian VII


The Roman Empire of Minachia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Octavian VII with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.601 billion Minachians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velitrae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Minachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 132,703 Denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 551,421 per year while the poor average 20,906, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, Minachian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Octavian VII, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime is totally unknown. Minachia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Minachia is ranked 48,108th in the world and 4th in Elparia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68.14 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Rudest Citizens: 1,914thMost Armed: 2,205thLargest Mining Sector: 2,425thMost Devout: 2,894thFattest Citizens: 4,149thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,465thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,505thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,719thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,367thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,300thTop
Most Avoided: 9,225thMost Cultured: 9,823rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,889thLargest Retail Industry: 11,840thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,963rdMost Politically Free: 13,216thHighest Economic Output: 13,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,759thMost Efficient Economies: 13,991st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Imperialist Treka.

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