The Kingdom of Min Kyrat is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pagan Min with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.416 billion Kyrati are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakshmana City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrati economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Kyrati rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,554 Kyrati rupees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,162 per year while the poor average 11,005, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Min Kyrat's national animal is the honey badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the personality cult of Pagan Min.

Min Kyrat is ranked 333,056^th in the world and 16,089^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -17.32 on the Societal Mobility Rating.