The Sacred Empire of Min-Su is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.802 billion Minsunese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eriya. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Min-Suan economy, worth 128 trillion Minsunese Yenjis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 71,311 Minsunese Yenjis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Min-Suan restaurants, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Calamity God Snale memes rather than government policy, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Min-Su's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Min-Su's national animal is the Calamity God Snale.

Min-Su is ranked 55,177^th in the world and 956^th in the West Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 39.08 quips per hour.