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Largest Agricultural Sector: 71st Most Scientifically Advanced: 250th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 287th
The Holy Empire of
Authoritarian Democracy
Die you infidels.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population10.442 billion

LeaderSergei Andreyev

CurrencyKertas Toilet

The Holy Empire of Mimpinesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sergei Andreyev with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 10.442 billion Mimpinesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreyevgrad. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mimpinesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,462 trillion Kertas Toilets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 331,565 Kertas Toilets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Mimpinesia's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mimpinesia is ranked 1,588th in the world and 41st in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.25 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 71stMost Scientifically Advanced: 250thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 289thHighest Disposable Incomes: 490thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 515thSmartest Citizens: 813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 910thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,016thLargest Retail Industry: 1,065thHighest Average Incomes: 1,137thHealthiest Citizens: 1,242ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,373rdMost Developed: 1,588thTop
Most Cultured: 1,702ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,705thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,942ndSafest: 2,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,457thHighest Economic Output: 2,768thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,244thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,436thLowest Crime Rates: 3,464thMost Inclusive: 3,689thMost Efficient Economies: 4,069thLargest Governments: 4,492ndMost Devout: 5,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,893rdMost Stationary: 6,772ndMost Pacifist: 6,839thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,925thMost Influential: 10,755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,829th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionSafest: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 98th in the regionMost Stationary: 103rd in the regionMost Devout: 108th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionMost Pacifist: 184th in the regionLargest Populations: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 200th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 308th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 366th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 403rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 454th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 464th in the regionLargest Black Market: 511th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 642nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 657th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 674th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
  • : Mimpinesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Mimpinesia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.


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