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Largest Agricultural Sector: 118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Die you infidels.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Mimpinesia

Population12.683 billion

CapitalAndreyevgrad
LeaderSergei Andreyev

CurrencyKertas Toilet
AnimalDoge

The Holy Empire of Mimpinesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sergei Andreyev with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.683 billion Mimpinesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreyevgrad. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mimpinesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,736 trillion Kertas Toilets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 373,445 Kertas Toilets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the people's love for Sergei Andreyev is little more than self-preservation, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Andreyevgrad to enjoy their national art, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Kertas Toilets to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mimpinesia's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mimpinesia is ranked 42,784th in the world and 715th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,359.21 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 238thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 417thSmartest Citizens: 424thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 630thHealthiest Citizens: 706thHighest Poor Incomes: 713thMost Developed: 718thSafest: 771stLongest Average Lifespans: 831stMost Efficient Economies: 939thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 983rdHighest Average Incomes: 985thLargest Retail Industry: 1,158thLowest Crime Rates: 1,213thMost Cultured: 1,404thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,571stLargest Governments: 1,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,930thHighest Economic Output: 2,072ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,686thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,680thMost Devout: 5,052ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,666thMost Pacifist: 6,017thMost Stationary: 6,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,292ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,848thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,250thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,967thMost Influential: 12,039thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,198thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,623rdLargest Populations: 19,776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,466th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 68th in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 161st in the regionMost Pacifist: 162nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 255th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 275th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 312th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 340th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionMost Influential: 452nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 498th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Kertas Toilets to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Andreyevgrad to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the people's love for Sergei Andreyev is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, they say that Mimpinesians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Mimpinesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.

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