The South-Usonean Queendom of Mimia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Johnathon IV with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.448 billion Mimians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honnairaoa. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mimian economy, worth 592 trillion eluas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 108,724 eluas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mimia is ranked 35,590^th in the world and 1,213^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 97.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.