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Largest Insurance Industry: 261stMost Devout: 357thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 648th
The Benevolent Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace through Resolution
Milton I
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Miltovia

Population23.877 billion

CapitalFort Milton
LeaderMilton I
FaithCampbellism

Currencymilt
Animalwombat

The Benevolent Dictatorship of Miltovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Milton I with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, otherworldly petting zoo, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.877 billion Miltovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Milton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miltovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,965 trillion milts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 291,740 milts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miltovia's national animal is the wombat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Campbellism.

Miltovia is ranked 261st in the world and 1st in Taijitu for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 19,409.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 261stMost Devout: 357thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 648thHighest Disposable Incomes: 705thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 938thHighest Economic Output: 1,071stLargest Mining Sector: 1,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,165thMost Armed: 1,376thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,524thHighest Average Incomes: 2,283rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,501stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,365thMost Influential: 3,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,953rdMost Avoided: 4,236thLargest Populations: 4,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,276thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,299thLargest Retail Industry: 8,337thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,774thTop
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Most Developed: 15,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,104thHealthiest Citizens: 17,323rdSmartest Citizens: 17,377thLargest Governments: 17,665thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,569th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
  • : Miltovia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich.
  • : Miltovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Miltovian Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.

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