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Largest Insurance Industry: 247th Most Devout: 437th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 519th
The Benevolent Dictatorship of
Authoritarian Democracy
Peace through Resolution
Milton I
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Miltovia

Population19.413 billion

CapitalFort Milton
LeaderMilton I
FaithCampbellism

Currencymilt
Animalwombat

The Benevolent Dictatorship of Miltovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Milton I with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.413 billion Miltovians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Milton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miltovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,352 trillion milts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,730 milts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miltovia's national animal is the wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Campbellism.

Miltovia is ranked 945th in the world and 3rd in Taijitu for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 11,240.19 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 247thMost Devout: 437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 530thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 702ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 791stLargest Mining Sector: 804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 841stHighest Poor Incomes: 892ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 945thHighest Economic Output: 1,176thLargest Black Market: 1,191stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,695thHighest Average Incomes: 2,019thMost Avoided: 2,431stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,578thMost Armed: 2,661stMost Influential: 2,680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,576thLargest Populations: 5,123rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,381stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,050thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,752ndFattest Citizens: 14,932nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Miltovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years.
  • : Following new legislation in Miltovia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.

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