The Benevolent Dictatorship of Miltovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Milton I with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.135 billion Miltovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Milton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miltovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,847 trillion milts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 296,001 milts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

They who do not work shall not eat, the police are reluctantly destroying millions of DNA records, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miltovia's national animal is the wombat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Campbellism.

Miltovia is ranked 225,988^th in the world and 37^th in Taijitu for Least Corrupt Governments, with 20.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.