The Dictatorship of Millsia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Xavier with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.667 billion Millsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denhill. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Millsian economy, worth 192 trillion Currs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,299 Currs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The 'sing-a-long with Xavier' album is a popular souvenir, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Millsia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Millsia is ranked 62,568^th in the world and 117^th in The Western Isles for Smartest Citizens, with 38.38 quips per hour.