“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” ~ Oscar Levant

Natalie "Natty" Lite, is a legend among men. She is also our president. Shee leads with compassion and will, and executes law with the iron on her hip. Many people would find Miller Lite and Regret's political situation. . . precarious; but we manage to keep it in check. Prisoners are sent elsewhere to endure their sentences, as prisons simply take up too much space. Executions and corporal punishment, however, is dealt with internally. The details of that we cannot disclose, but we assure you there are very few repeat offenders. Our youth crime is non-existent, while still keeping our civil rights intact. We have great political and civil freedoms, for we took Floridia for not giving us enough of either. Taxation is not a big deal here, as we know we will get our money in time. However, our citizens do have to serve in the military for 8 years when they turn 18. They get paid for this service, in the amount (depending on education and such) of around ƒ65,000 per year. They are also reserve soldiers, meaning they get this stipend on top of a potential full-time job. We boast a high disposable income, as we do like our citizens to have a comfortable and fun life. You may ask the title of this paper and how it applies to our thriving country, and I can assure you this: this fine nation was built upon a foundation of violence, insanity, and criminality, but has blossomed, much like a caterpillar to a butterfly, into something amazing and genius. Back onto topic, Public healthcare is free and readily available. Many of our citizens have damaged hearts and livers due to certain substances, but we do everything we can to make sure they live their lives to the fullest. After all, as Helen Keller said, "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all." Thank you for your time.

~Natalie Lite