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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,541st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,018th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,181st
The Holy State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
All shall kings shall kneel to the true King
Archbishop John Laeglin
Vice President
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Military Lands of the Scottish People

Population9.182 billion

CapitalGreat Glasgow
LeaderArchbishop John Laeglin


The Holy State of Military Lands of the Scottish People is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop John Laeglin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.182 billion Scots are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion Scounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,119 Scounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Military Lands of the Scottish People retire only a few years after being appointed, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Military Lands of the Scottish People's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Military Lands of the Scottish People is ranked 8,416th in the world and 6th in Cobalt Network for Most Corrupt Governments, with 100.98 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Subsidized Industry: 4,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,181stLargest Black Market: 6,803rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,293rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,416thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,455thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,636thLowest Crime Rates: 9,446thLargest Governments: 10,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,550thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,050thMost Developed: 12,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,313thHighest Economic Output: 13,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,815thMost Efficient Economies: 14,963rdMost Income Equality: 15,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,317th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the region

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