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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,203rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,910th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,640th
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Loyalty or Death
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Military Democracy of Birtonia

Population9.064 billion

CapitalThe Spire
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyShivaltier
AnimalWhite Bear

The Imperium of Military Democracy of Birtonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.064 billion Birtonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Spire. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Military Democracy of Birtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Shivaltiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,155 Shivaltiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, millions of Birtonians are excellent swimmers, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Military Democracy of Birtonia's national animal is the White Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Military Democracy of Birtonia is ranked 34,073rd in the world and 1,132nd in Osiris for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,203rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,640thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,648thLowest Crime Rates: 4,218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,242ndLargest Governments: 4,748thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,794thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,271stSafest: 7,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,097thLargest Mining Sector: 8,314thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,504thHighest Economic Output: 9,231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,330thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,288thHighest Average Incomes: 10,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,527thMost Authoritarian: 14,158thMost Efficient Economies: 14,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,149thLargest Black Market: 15,216th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 251st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 294th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 307th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 357th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 404th in the regionSafest: 420th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 507th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 530th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 537th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 575th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 583rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 716th in the region

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