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Most Inclusive: 373rdHealthiest Citizens: 382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 393rd
The Socialist People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Guards, Seize Him!
Premier Browder
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Militarist Union

Population14.938 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPremier Browder

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Socialist People's Republic of Militarist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Browder with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 14.938 billion Unionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 3,742 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 250,533 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Eagleball fields, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown. Militarist Union's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Militarist Union is ranked 26,125th in the world and 1,532nd in Osiris for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,868.07 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Inclusive: 373rdHealthiest Citizens: 382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 393rdMost Developed: 448thMost Secular: 470thHighest Food Quality: 485thLongest Average Lifespans: 501stSmartest Citizens: 691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 839thMost Cultured: 1,412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,649thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,911thMost Pacifist: 2,009thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,313thLargest Governments: 2,332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,042ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,343rdRudest Citizens: 3,427thHighest Economic Output: 3,526thHighest Average Incomes: 3,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,195thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,420thBest Weather: 4,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,370thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,303rdNicest Citizens: 6,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,470thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,391stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,531stLargest Populations: 17,799thMost Patriotic: 19,986th
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Most Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionMost Pacifist: 73rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 158th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionBest Weather: 226th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 289th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 291st in the regionNicest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 363rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 434th in the regionMost Influential: 480th in the regionMost Stationary: 487th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 609th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 664th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 718th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 743rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Eagleball fields.
  • : Militarist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Militarist Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Militarist Union, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.

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