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Most Income Equality: 7,061stMost Pacifist: 10,274thSafest: 10,568th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Tinechcocoh huan axcanah tinechtlanqui
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
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Milintica

Population1.671 billion

CapitalHuānoch
LeaderPresident Matōchmizalo

Currencytlipan
Animaldolphin

The Democratic People's Republic of Milintica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Matōchmizalo with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.671 billion Milinticans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huānoch. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Milintican economy, worth 32.9 trillion tlipans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 19,665 tlipans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, and President Matōchmizalo is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milintica's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Milintica is ranked 36,888th in the world and 67th in International Democratic Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,153.15 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Income Equality: 7,061stMost Pacifist: 10,274thSafest: 10,568th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, President Matōchmizalo is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Milintica's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Milintica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in Milintica, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.

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