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Most Influential: 2,666thMost Secular: 5,890thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,130th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Laissez le bon temps rouler pour les pingouins
Influence
Power
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mikulca Xcaloopolevo

Population531 million

CapitalRniebairnsdalmee

CurrencyPenguin Dollar
AnimalPenguin

The Kingdom of Mikulca Xcaloopolevo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 531 million Mikulcans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rniebairnsdalmee. The average income tax rate is 59.3%.

The very strong Mikulcan economy, worth 50.7 trillion Penguin Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,539 Penguin Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikulca Xcaloopolevo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mikulca Xcaloopolevo is ranked 25,051st in the world and 1st in Gealach for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,193.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Secular: 5,890thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,130thBest Weather: 11,654thMost Patriotic: 12,204thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,647thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,882ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,889thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,096thMost Authoritarian: 17,916thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,573rdLargest Insurance Industry: 19,859thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,757th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mikulca Xcaloopolevo updated the World Factbook entry in Gealach.
  • : Mikulca Xcaloopolevo approved the World Assembly proposal "symbols and organization of the periodic table".
  • : Mikulca Xcaloopolevo approved the World Assembly proposal " affordable fuel act".
  • : Mikulca Xcaloopolevo approved the World Assembly proposal "Justice For Criminals whose victims abused them".
  • : Following new legislation in Mikulca Xcaloopolevo, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikulca Xcaloopolevo, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikulca Xcaloopolevo, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikulca Xcaloopolevo, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader.
  • : Mikulca Xcaloopolevo agreed to construct embassies between Gealach and Georgist Alliance.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikulca Xcaloopolevo, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Noodles and Butter, Sorthov, Libertarian States of New West Wales, and Ecliption.

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