The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.958 billion Will of Mike hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The the Will of Mike economy, worth a remarkable 2,834 trillion Kisses a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 94,619 Kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mikeswill is ranked 65,410^th in the world and 198^th in NationStates for Most Extreme, scoring 19.2 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.