The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.981 billion Will of Mike hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The powerhouse the Will of Mike economy, worth a remarkable 4,662 trillion Kisses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,213 Kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mikeswill is ranked 168,247^th in the world and 504^th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -22.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.