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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,958th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,255th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,260th
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The United States of Mike the Progressive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Robot Nixon with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.25 billion Mike the Progressiveans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mike the Progressivean economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion USDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 121,470 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and President Robot Nixon's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mike the Progressive's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mike the Progressive is ranked 162,245th in the world and 1,034th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -7.75 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,958thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,255thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,260thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,833rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,504thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,791stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,838thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,573rdLargest Gambling Industry: 6,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,727thTop
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Most Avoided: 8,508thSmartest Citizens: 9,274thHighest Economic Output: 9,365thMost Cultured: 9,746thMost Developed: 16,090thLargest Populations: 16,661st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 57th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 109th in the region

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