Population | 4.83 billion |
Capital | Shiganshina District |
Leader | Mikasa Ackerman |
Currency | Regiment Fund |
Animal | Titan |
The Titan Slayer of Mikasa Ackerman is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mikasa Ackerman with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.83 billion Mikasa Ackermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiganshina District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.
The thriving Mikasa Ackermanian economy, worth 397 trillion Regiment Funds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,304 Regiment Funds, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikasa Ackerman's national animal is the Titan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mikasa Ackerman is ranked 82,066th in the world and 53rd in Kantrias for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 73.81 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mikasa Ackerman was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocracy of The BFF Society, killing 3 million zombies.
- : Mikasa Ackerman was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Theocracy of The BFF Society, curing 1 million infected.
- : Mikasa Ackerman was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocracy of The BFF Society, killing 5 million zombies.
- : Mikasa Ackerman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Mikasa Ackerman lodged a message on the Kantrias Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Mikasa Ackerman, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
- : Following new legislation in Mikasa Ackerman, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in Mikasa Ackerman, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
- : Following new legislation in Mikasa Ackerman, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Following new legislation in Mikasa Ackerman, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty.