Population | 10.274 billion |
Capital | Migurson City |
Leader | President of People's Executive Miguel |
Currency | Korven Rublo |
Animal | wolf |
The People's Democratic Republic of Migurson is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President of People's Executive Miguel with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.274 billion Migursonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Migurson City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Migursonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,884 trillion Korven Rubloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,379 Korven Rubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Migurson has found 4 easter eggs), "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, foreign musicians that President of People's Executive Miguel dislikes are turned away at the border, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Migurson's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Migurson is ranked 6,751st in the world and 55th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 143 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Migurson's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Migurson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : Migurson was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Commune of Infidel State, infecting 22 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!