by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,031stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,367thBest Weather: 3,916th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
Si vis pace, para bellum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.366 billion


AnimalKaiser Wilhelm II

The Commonwealth of Miendzimoze is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.366 billion Miendzimozeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elka. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miendzimozean economy, worth 572 trillion Pilsuds a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,656 Pilsuds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, all the playground's a stage for Miendzimozean schoolchildren, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Miendzimoze will pay them to stop, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Miendzimozeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miendzimoze's national animal is the Kaiser Wilhelm II, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Miendzimoze is ranked 81,897th in the world and 2,578th in Osiris for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.24 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Influential: 3,031stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,367thBest Weather: 3,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,523rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,669thMost Inclusive: 4,765thNicest Citizens: 5,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,654thHealthiest Citizens: 6,251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,382ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,979thMost Cultured: 7,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,012thSmartest Citizens: 9,781stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,315thSafest: 10,423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,150thMost Developed: 11,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,885thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,818thLargest Governments: 16,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,680thMost Secular: 16,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,693rdMost Pacifist: 18,088thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,710thMost Income Equality: 20,396th
Most Influential: 23rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 182nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 194th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 211th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 214th in the regionNicest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 337th in the regionMost Cultured: 363rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 398th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 548th in the regionSafest: 551st in the regionMost Developed: 559th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 575th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 605th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 631st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 669th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 706th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 714th in the region

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