|Leader||Mx Middlegender Person|
|Currency||perfectly balanced golden frog|
The Changing Pretitle of Middlemidden is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mx Middlegender Person with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.807 billion Middlemid Guardians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perineum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.1%.
The all-consuming Middenish economy, worth 248 trillion perfectly balanced golden frogs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 88,476 perfectly balanced golden frogs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,814 per year while the poor average 22,504, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
Pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Middlemid Guardians's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middlemidden's national animal is the vacillating varmint, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Middlemidden's influence in The UECA rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Middlemidden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Middlemidden's influence in The UECA rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Middlemid Guardians's kindness.
- : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
- : Middlemidden lodged a message on the The UECA Regional Message Board.
- : Middlemidden relocated from Monty Python to The UECA.
- : Middlemidden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Middlemidden's influence in Monty Python rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".