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Most Subsidized Industry: 378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 643rdLargest Black Market: 1,101st
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Middle Witeopia

Population7.486 billion

CapitalMiddle Witeopia City

Currencybaht
Animalswan

The Republic of Middle Witeopia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.486 billion Middle Witeopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Middle Witeopia City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Witeopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,848 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Middle Witeopia, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Witeopia's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Middle Witeopia is ranked 11,429th in the world and 34th in St Abbaddon for Most Stationary, with 1,252.6833302266 Days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 643rdLargest Black Market: 1,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,746thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,999thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,978thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,131stFattest Citizens: 3,547thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,790thMost Devout: 4,033rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,705thHighest Average Incomes: 7,851stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,856thHighest Economic Output: 11,079thMost Stationary: 11,429thLargest Governments: 12,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,179thLargest Retail Industry: 13,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,609thMost Influential: 15,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,419th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Middle Witeopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Middle Witeopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • : Middle Witeopia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Middle Witeopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.

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