The Republic of Middle Witeopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.45 billion Middle Witeopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Middle Witeopia City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Middle Witeopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,227 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,198 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, and getting a blood transfusion from a Middle Witeopian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Middle Witeopia's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Middle Witeopia is ranked 290,691st in the world and 86th in St Abbaddon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 27.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, getting a blood transfusion from a Middle Witeopian entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental.
- : Middle Witeopia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Middle Witeopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Witeopia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
