The Republic of Middle Theseditapsiaia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.392 billion Middle Theseditapsiaians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The very strong Middle Theseditapsiaian economy, worth 606 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,407 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Middle Theseditapsiaia's national animal is the penguin.

Middle Theseditapsiaia is ranked 232,516^th in the world and 2^nd in Swapania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.68 law-abiding acts per hour.