by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,891st Most Influential: 2,665th Fattest Citizens: 3,784th
The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Middle Ran Kals Colbown

Population1.508 billion

LeaderWolfgang Coryphaeus


The Kingdom of Middle Ran Kals Colbown is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wolfgang Coryphaeus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.508 billion Middle Ran Kals Colbownians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ReichStadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Ran Kals Colbownian economy, worth 199 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 132,023 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 573,530 per year while the poor average 19,267, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, builders across Middle Ran Kals Colbown are blocked up with orders for new public loos, soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy, and hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Middle Ran Kals Colbown's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Middle Ran Kals Colbown is ranked 16,056th in the world and 137th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 284.77 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,891stMost Influential: 2,665thFattest Citizens: 3,784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,121stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,310thLargest Retail Industry: 5,337thMost Avoided: 5,425thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,391stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,198thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,146thRudest Citizens: 10,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,788thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,616thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,810thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,576thMost Efficient Economies: 14,622ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,056th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 34th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 48th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionNudest: 67th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 69th in the region

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