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Most Ignorant Citizens: 372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 749thMost Corrupt Governments: 995th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Middle Impacefirldfunnies

Population16.173 billion

Currencylira
Animalbison

The Republic of Middle Impacefirldfunnies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.173 billion Middle Impacefirldfunniesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Impacefirldfunniesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,214 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Middle Impacefirldfunnies are born in the purple, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, begun the Clone Wars have, and children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt. Crime is pervasive. Middle Impacefirldfunnies's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Middle Impacefirldfunnies is ranked 7,371st in the world and 1st in Hearth of Hestia for Most Stationary, with 2,719.847044019 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 749thMost Corrupt Governments: 995thLargest Retail Industry: 1,007thMost Avoided: 1,353rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,239thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,377thLargest Black Market: 2,783rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,208thHighest Crime Rates: 3,317thMost Primitive: 3,540thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,627thRudest Citizens: 5,831stLargest Gambling Industry: 6,459thMost Stationary: 7,371stHighest Economic Output: 8,737thNudest: 10,675thMost Influential: 11,234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,517thMost Devout: 11,892ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,339thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,779thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,035thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,816thMost Armed: 17,245thLargest Mining Sector: 18,313thHighest Average Incomes: 18,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,493rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,289thLargest Populations: 23,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,244th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Middle Impacefirldfunnies was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, many in Middle Impacefirldfunnies are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Middle Impacefirldfunnies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Highest Disposable Incomes.

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