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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 317thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 932nd
The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
No Place like Home
ANCIENT ALIENS
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

People:2,056,947
Zombies:5,417,314,318
Dead:5,097,127,718
Survival Rate:0.02%

Middle Ages

Population10.516 billion

CapitalChester
LeaderANCIENT ALIENS
FaithRoman Catholic Christianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalCow

The Kingdom of Middle Ages is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by ANCIENT ALIENS with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.419 billion Middle Agesians, 5.417 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The powerhouse Middle Agesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 167,058 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,534,295 per year while the poor average 1,895, a ratio of 809 to 1.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Middle Ages's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

Middle Ages is ranked 2,816th in the world and 1st in The Snowy Peninsula for Most Avoided, scoring 716.01 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 317thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 932ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,526thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,572ndFattest Citizens: 1,583rdMost Devout: 1,736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,900thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,473rdMost Avoided: 2,816thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,835thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,907thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,250thLargest Mining Sector: 5,262ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,517thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,212thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,221stMost Armed: 7,108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,536thHighest Economic Output: 9,111thHighest Average Incomes: 10,516thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 11,419thMost Pro-Market: 17,901stMost Dead: 21,220thMost Zombies: 21,427thMost Extreme: 21,462ndMost Cultured: 22,147th
Top
10%
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Middle Ages was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Middle Ages was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Middle Ages was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Middle Ages was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Middle Ages was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Middle Ages was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Middle Ages's influence in The Snowy Peninsula rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Middle Ages's influence in The Snowy Peninsula rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Middle Ages's influence in The Snowy Peninsula rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Middle Ages's influence in The Snowy Peninsula rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".

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