The Colony of Michine is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 900 million Michiniennes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.
The powerhouse Michinien economy, worth 63.4 trillion roubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 70,444 roubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,309 per year while the poor average 19,236, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.
Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Michine. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Michine's national animal is the loach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Michine's influence in Axiom Supercluster rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Michine was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The ｆｕｌｌｙ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｅｄ ｕｔｏｐｉａ of Une Ter Fuzheasquund, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Michine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Michine was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Cyberpunk Hellhole of Smugolia, killing 36 million zombies.
- : Michine was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Cyberpunk Hellhole of Smugolia, killing 24 million zombies.
- : Michine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lord Dominator".
- : Michine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Michine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators".
- : Michine's influence in Axiom Supercluster rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Michine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Capital Punishment".
Endorsements Received: None.