by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 109thRudest Citizens: 175thLargest Retail Industry: 1,015th
The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of
Corporate Bordello
No itch we can't scratch!
King BhumiBhalzhack
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Population6.037 billion

LeaderKing BhumiBhalzhack

CurrencyGold Bars

The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.037 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 280,426 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

King BhumiBhalzhack's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and it's best not to ask what goes into Scratschcatchewan Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 125,718th in the world and 6,419th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 109thRudest Citizens: 175thLargest Retail Industry: 1,015thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,319thMost Efficient Economies: 1,651stTop
Most Avoided: 1,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,962ndMost Influential: 1,969thLargest Black Market: 2,166thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,276thHighest Average Incomes: 2,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,593rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,857thFattest Citizens: 3,126thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,320thMost Secular: 3,857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,905thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,031stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,104thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,228thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,138thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,581stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,886thSmartest Citizens: 6,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,652ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,038thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,105thLargest Governments: 8,233rdHighest Economic Output: 8,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,888thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,386thMost Inclusive: 9,643rdMost Politically Free: 11,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,549thMost Pro-Market: 12,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,425thMost Developed: 14,533rdMost Cultured: 17,337th
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 131st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 182nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 210th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 233rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 260th in the regionMost Politically Free: 261st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 270th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 282nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 322nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 348th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 366th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 382nd in the regionLargest Governments: 420th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 454th in the regionMost Inclusive: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 612th in the regionMost Influential: 652nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 700th in the regionNudest: 706th in the regionMost Developed: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 792nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 811th in the regionMost Cultured: 838th in the regionLargest Populations: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MiaryBhalzhack was endorsed by The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland.
  • : MiaryBhalzhack was endorsed by The Dominion of Nistriabar.
  • : MiaryBhalzhack was endorsed by The Theocracy of Sachi.
  • : MiaryBhalzhack voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Limitation of Inhumane Weaponry".
  • : MiaryBhalzhack voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Arconian Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in MiaryBhalzhack, it's best not to ask what goes into Scratschcatchewan Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in MiaryBhalzhack, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in MiaryBhalzhack, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Following new legislation in MiaryBhalzhack, King BhumiBhalzhack's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in MiaryBhalzhack, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 453 » The Tampa Bay Rays, Kuveria, Territorio di Nessuno, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Corfad, Alunya, 2 and 2 is Fish, Zecit, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Shibutani, U S Eh, Miruma, McMasterdonia, New Bremerton, Yaorozu, Black Templares, Zyvetskistaahn, Viridiann, Get Away From Me, Dreadton, Azzarel, Unprintable Initiator, Goldenis, Daiz, Orado, North Bratislava, Sundred, Eravonia, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Newpromisedland, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Pazair, Kalatona, Esplandia, Interdimensional Zone, Sockmanland, Pallaith, Eteles, Loutsland, Runeda, Shadowrik, Dabarastan, Abject Ludicrosity, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Aratani, Ravendi, and 403 others.1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Diodone, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Siwale, Valhalla123, Amauri, Castle Federation, Glurponia, Elgaland-Vargaland, Selfgradatude, Seenvorland, United Anglo-America, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, BrightFutures, Sunto, Helix Labs, Ponantine, Wodan, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, El Fiji Grande, Tachycardia, Frances Francis the First of France, Palgo, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Aenglaland, General COE, Anungu, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Angshire, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Mazeoftime, Jasminlandia, Imperial Joseon, Lungha, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Loli County, God Leon, Hamerica, Navigator Islands, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, JesseltonTM, Wilkshire, United Kahndaq, Francois Isidore, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Porlock, Xagill, The Swedish Soviet Republic, Noahs Second Country, Serendipita Martia, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, Haminkwarea, The Stratosphere Islands, Wit Noreis, Yokciq Empire, Eraver, Gilakistan, Liberate World Order, Irishvan, Vivanco, Immenium, Advancia-Sizzletown, Minuda, Tunofferia, Nova Arcania, Morover, Freyford, Longsword01, Singamadri, Bonjoura, Free Culture, Dicko, Kinegiener, United States of Medford, North Novkia, Fascist Democracy, Ackerenia, Antiyard, AAA Provisional Empire, Greater Ars Britannia, Ausnakulia, Lotion Empire, Arquadea, Palmasas, The Discipled, Joevala, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, DonaldJTrump2020, Dakota Territories, Itallitopia, New Republic of Scotland, Prydania, The Sansvich, Olofin, Esylara, Lyethlenora, New Pacifian Territory, JAOECW536, The Mountain Fields, New Jamgra, Jellies Island, Pheonisland, Bintangland, Grue, The Most Freedom Ever, Greater Maharlikans, Walter Jackson, Rhelmwych, Republic of Amal, British Pacific Islands, Centromuria, Wallachian People, Austral States of America, Eara Forp, The Northern American Nations, Chukstik Illahi, Xyrron, Terban Kedah, David Davidson, Hyphen, Ataraxia Somnia, Govornia, Tervel, Jovian Knights, Pleroma Sans Romans, Orven, Ihese, Partax, Aetulia, The Austro Germanic Union, Saint Alaric, JMingozela, Bax-Landia, Tarr-Nation, Preble, Keventle, French Bananastan, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Western Vapia, TJUN-ia, North Armatas, The Bureaucratic Territories, Vexilia, The Surface, Kappacon, Zokk, The Empire of the Clarence, Clan Spaniel, The Windmilluminati, Fregeleadia, Warsaw-Halicz, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Omnistria, South Almyra, SORT, United Federation of Technocrats, Slacker Ville, National Gamer Union, Vauquelin, Dopeland420, Mitosisopolis, Aque Weandy, Lendara, Prayd, Cobrallstain, Malta Comino Gozo, Banabistan, Moose repupblic, The Real Ram Ranch, United States of Americanas, Psychotic Vegans, The Greylands, New Biryukova, Cors Evia, Nationeer, Lazadonil, Reliqua, The Galuddlentus, Kanlidia, Amblegreserland, Miamington, Solmetria, Methor, Old Emporia, Marmiedon, Angwayster, Iceland People, Lemonbiscuits, Unsophisticate, Yugobatania, Aeurithianar, Baldova, Drutopia Insomnia, Super Pax Americana, Umuyyad, Quentiam Viventem, Europe and Co, Aezus, Thoven, La soie, Alamei, Arimbia, Wolvenland, Central Ryal, Children of the Anarch, The AP Republic, Venezuelia, Aroa, Abonland, Kuda1, Midichloria, Alice Gardens, Kubrostavsria, Greater Chimeran Union, Soviet Terran, Amaristak, Yohannes, Rahatalia, Sunaiya, German Spitsbergen, Potatolandium, The English Alliance, Magamtorn, Lucedeia, Detrivania, Cloydicia, Trogville, Yukti, Independent Halls, Khoik, Mandexia, Philanthropia, New Caledon, Cape Flower, New Phyrreus, Tedonia, Wooleystan, Amestris-Britannia, The Teddy, The Gamer Party, Koala Park, Pinguioris, Bojacks and Jills, Scouria, The Endless Eventide, Republic of Turbin, Mordonerea, Karazan, Necromonia, Godwanna, Kulgatha, Ilisseia, LostLegion, Pollos Othe, Tellavinna, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Fizban, Phoronu, Danejun, Panama Coalition, Phualand, Logovets, Tianqing, Trolling, Sea Ghost, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Lorigia, New Pruessen, Florantia, Calamazo, Montarc, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Marrinia, Vesuva, Texas States, Indiana Hoosier nation, VietAnhland, Ruttenheim Av Hodenberg, Virillum, Sile Maungistan, Conteria, Willifusland, Aeolist, Dylanana, Otipia, Heken, Ice and Tinian, New Atlantico, Dadastan Archipelago, Iron Cladia, Blackphir, Wisconsota, Gurou, Unicorn Kingdom, Gwangtchu, Hazarium, Exovere, Algete, Choistan, Memenaide, Rhoferia, United Draconia, New Lakemba, Fupiju, Zixu, Revolutionary Sealand, Ausveria, Maott, Fredericksborg, Friss, Erwo Stal, Western overall state, Northern Glory, Votak Matim, Arztotskiya, Rad Lads, Heminaw, Leonfire, Novatros, Ozstan, Altmeros, Novanoke, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Zankioa, Yun Empire, Neo Hungarica, The Greater Influence of Holdenshire, New Flos, Lesbian Femdom, Selenam, Ereena, United Asgardian States, The Sturo, ZimRobwe, Vernest Quill, Velon, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Pradovnia, Zupla, Prevaland, Babacar, Lybirit, East Wushen, Bhigham, Reyalda, Dorito Dust, Crader, Woodsend, Underium, Altivia, The Penguin State, The World Capitalist Confederation, Plangainer, Xentherida, Infantivore, Land of the Cross, Socialist State of LAY, Nisastria, Outer Bay, Thenationofthesun, Araste Gogristapland, Ventuskya, Kamohoalii, Harrys, United West States, Karson, CatGuy, Almersville, Puqelo, Darvelia, Coluazuela, Orenmark, Pyxie, MAACAU, United Strump, Great Portland, Eschatosia, Beagles Reborn, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, New Octicarg, West Hamburg, Prolets Isl, Greifenburg, SanctuaryHill, Spades Atlantic, Sachi, Nistriabar, and McDonaldsland.

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