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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,026thMost Influential: 1,440thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,982nd
The Protectorate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Death before Ineptitude
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.691 billion

LeaderTyr Moniq
FaithThe Cult of Tyr

AnimalMiaphian Goose

The Protectorate of Miaphia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tyr Moniq with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.691 billion Miaphians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Miaphian economy, worth 264 trillion moniqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,269 moniqs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,622 per year while the poor average 37,231, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and it's best to decline if Tyr Moniq offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miaphia's national animal is the Miaphian Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Tyr.

Miaphia is ranked 18,450th in the world and 832nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,369.05 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,026thMost Influential: 1,440thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,170thMost Secular: 3,406thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,321stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,666thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,167thMost Developed: 6,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,569thLargest Governments: 6,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,872ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,320thHealthiest Citizens: 7,601stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,363rdBest Weather: 8,440thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,097thSmartest Citizens: 10,374thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,059thMost Authoritarian: 11,428thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,088thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,598thHighest Average Incomes: 12,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,450thMost Efficient Economies: 20,945th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 171st in the regionMost Secular: 183rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 247th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 356th in the regionMost Developed: 368th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 422nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 463rd in the regionBest Weather: 482nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 552nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 566th in the regionMost Influential: 600th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 603rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 605th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 607th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 640th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 684th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 703rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 832nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miaphia was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, it's best to decline if Tyr Moniq offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Miaphia was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Miaphian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Miaphia, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 193 » Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Hamerica, Simone Republic, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Libertania Democratica, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, Guer Aike, Shibutani, Fendlium, Notyoutopia, Newpromisedland, Empy, Seenvorland, Daiz, New Lakemba, Zzozona, McMasterdonia, Siwale, The Calabash Protectorate, U S Eh, Sikol, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Prydania, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Iron Lions, Sundred, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Interdimensional Zone, Territorio di Nessuno, Former English Colony, Fauzjhia, Pallaith, Valentine Z, Corfad, Selfgradatude, Seanat, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Yokciq Empire, and 143 others.Joodey, Xagill, Zeternia, Korovan Isles, Clan Spaniel, Loutsland, Sil Dorsett, Kocherian, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Madjack, Ravendi, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Solskjar, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, Moubarakistan, Termathe, Napnomadia, Heilhum Imperius, Orado, Vincone Cae, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, WeKnow, Draconian Progression, Eywaan, Harjad, Runeda, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Unsophisticate, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Lulubellia, Holy Oranz, Innocentic, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Republica Guilleana, Viridiann, Pigeonstan, PotatoFarmers, Testnation223, Eurochina, Venicea, Liminyj, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Cosamaloapan, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Beta Cyndriel, Ozstan, Southern Ryland, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Maratabat, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Free Atlantis, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Bharathvarsh, Star Kingdom, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Hyphen, Nalver And, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Zyvetskistaahn, Patrician, The Mazur Empire, Galbadiana, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Colfes, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Svenskan, Travislavania, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Kromi, Siforpeo, Ellbonnia, Tyirza, Super Girl, Centrialand, Shotokonia, Texanz, Alexander the Magnus, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Siberian Workforce, and Defense For The World Assembly.

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