The Crater of Miamington is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Meowscles with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.477 billion Miamingtonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 453 trillion Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,511 Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Miamington in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 39,878^th in the world and 1,212^th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 453 trillion Standard Monetary Units.