The Tumor of Miamington is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dio Brando with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The democratic population of 1.768 billion Miamingtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 203 trillion Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,855 Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aerilia is a nerd.

Miamington is ranked 55,951^st in the world and 3,004^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.