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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 432ndMost Influential: 906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,433rd
The Crater of
Left-Leaning College State
Rev up those fryers!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population6.645 billion

Capital4Chan's Server Room
FaithGospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

CurrencyGold Plated Radium Bars
AnimalSoft Muticouloured Cat

The Crater of Miamington is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.645 billion Miamingtonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 887 trillion Gold Plated Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,502 Gold Plated Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Miamingtonian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 22,386th in the world and 768th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 432ndMost Influential: 906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,433rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,782ndMost Inclusive: 7,755thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,139thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,194thMost Developed: 9,277thBest Weather: 9,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,807thHighest Food Quality: 9,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,724thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,784thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,960thSmartest Citizens: 11,206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,399thLargest Governments: 12,241stMost Efficient Economies: 12,335thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,913thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,470thHealthiest Citizens: 13,876thLowest Crime Rates: 14,134thNicest Citizens: 15,522ndMost Cultured: 17,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,135thHighest Average Incomes: 20,399thMost Stationary: 21,232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,386thHighest Economic Output: 24,781stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,574th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 256th in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 303rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 313th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 361st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 461st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 464th in the regionMost Inclusive: 467th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 492nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 509th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 523rd in the regionBest Weather: 529th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 532nd in the regionNudest: 539th in the regionMost Stationary: 540th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Developed: 543rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 544th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 575th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 580th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 581st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 596th in the regionLargest Governments: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 626th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 641st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 674th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 690th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 704th in the regionRudest Citizens: 745th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 768th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 771st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 804th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 833rd in the regionMost Cultured: 854th in the regionNicest Citizens: 863rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 867th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 885th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 906th in the regionLargest Populations: 927th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 938th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,031st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,110th in the region

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