The Crater of Miamington is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.421 billion Miamingtonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 590 trillion Gold Plated Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,586 Gold Plated Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 64,395^th in the world and 2,686^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.71 Flags saluted per person per day.