The Gangsterist Cabal of MGC is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.35 billion modern gameplayers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The strong MGCian economy, worth 187 trillion monies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,093 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are all-powerful, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MGC's national animal is the dog or something, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MGC is ranked 121,899^th in the world and 1^st in Modern Gameplay Compact for Most Pacifist, with 72.95 cheeks turned per day.