The Incorporated States of MexUsCan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Esteban IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.802 billion MexUsCan citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney World. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.9%.

The frighteningly efficient MexUsCanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,358 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MexUsCan's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

MexUsCan is ranked 14,038^th in the world and 41^st in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.48 law-abiding acts per hour.