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Most Subsidized Industry: 499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 967th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Mexistadt shall rise from the ashes of Mexico
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mexistadt

Population8.946 billion

Currencypeso
Animalmule

The Holy Empire of Mexistadt is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.946 billion Mexistadtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mexistadtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,475 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, and nations that kill a Mexistadtian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexistadt's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mexistadt is ranked 220,114th in the world and 101st in Wintercrest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 967thLargest Black Market: 1,042ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,797thLargest Mining Sector: 1,980thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,211thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,378thMost Efficient Economies: 4,077thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,795thHighest Average Incomes: 5,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,285thLargest Governments: 6,635thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,667thMost Devout: 7,647thFattest Citizens: 7,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,806thMost Avoided: 8,277thHighest Economic Output: 8,715thLargest Retail Industry: 10,121stLowest Crime Rates: 11,694thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,480thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,546thMost Stationary: 16,425thMost Influential: 17,577thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,726thMost Developed: 22,339th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, nations that kill a Mexistadtian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.
  • : Mexistadt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, national magistrates in Mexistadt City are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexistadt, it's best not to ask what goes into Mexistadt City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.

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