The People's Republic of Mexican Communists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike Johnson with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 15.378 billion Mejicanas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mejicana economy, worth a remarkable 3,769 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,147 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mejicanas submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexican Communists's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholic.

Mexican Communists is ranked 236,684^th in the world and 439^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -17.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.