The Imperial Protectorate of Meulmania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Regent with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.696 billion Meulmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Scottia. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meulmanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,923 trillion Meulmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 334,385 Meulmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Meulmanian citizenship in droves, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meulmania's national animal is the Great White Carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cricket.

Meulmania is ranked 245,968^th in the world and 28^th in Australia for Most Armed, with 0.08 Weapons Per Person.