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Largest Publishing Industry: 65thHealthiest Citizens: 104thMost Developed: 157th
The Imperial Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Improvidus, Accomodare, Vincet
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Communications Officer
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Meulmania

Population23.696 billion

CapitalNova Scottia
LeaderImperial Regent
FaithCricket

CurrencyMeulmark
AnimalGreat White Carp

The Imperial Protectorate of Meulmania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Regent with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.696 billion Meulmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Scottia. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meulmanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,923 trillion Meulmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 334,385 Meulmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Meulmanian citizenship in droves, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meulmania's national animal is the Great White Carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cricket.

Meulmania is ranked 245,968th in the world and 28th in Australia for Most Armed, with 0.08 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 65thHealthiest Citizens: 104thMost Developed: 157thLongest Average Lifespans: 176thSmartest Citizens: 305thSafest: 331stBest Weather: 367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402ndLowest Crime Rates: 520thMost Beautiful Environments: 527thMost Cultured: 539thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 642ndHighest Economic Output: 808thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 893rdLargest Retail Industry: 927thMost Pacifist: 1,101stMost Efficient Economies: 1,102ndLargest Governments: 1,373rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,412thHighest Average Incomes: 1,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,695thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,038thMost Secular: 2,122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,236thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,009thRudest Citizens: 4,849thLargest Populations: 4,912thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,419thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,570thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,987thMost Influential: 7,616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,855thNicest Citizens: 9,341stMost Stationary: 11,371stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,508thMost Inclusive: 21,241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,968th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Meulmanian citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Nova Scottia.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, no one born in Meulmania can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Meulmania, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.

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