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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,361st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,912th Most Corrupt Governments: 6,259th
The Archpriest Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yolistli, Ueliti, Kantli
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Metztlitlalio

Population1.888 billion

CapitalGrand Altepetl
LeaderArchpriestess Tletlxokit
FaithTeōmatiliztli Metztli

CurrencyIsatak Tliteposa
AnimalCrescent Bird

The Archpriest Dominion of Metztlitlalio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archpriestess Tletlxokit with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.888 billion Metztlikua have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Altepetl. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Metztli economy, worth 334 trillion Isatak Tliteposas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,005 Isatak Tliteposas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, Archpriestess Tletlxokit's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metztlitlalio's national animal is the Crescent Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Teōmatiliztli Metztli.

Metztlitlalio is ranked 31,496th in the world and 27th in Eurth for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,261.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,361stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,912thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,395thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,425thHealthiest Citizens: 7,574thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,122ndLargest Governments: 8,184thMost Developed: 8,330thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,669thSmartest Citizens: 8,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,585thMost Cultured: 11,657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,660thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,028thMost Devout: 12,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,236thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,527thLargest Retail Industry: 13,787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,308th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Metztlitlalio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, Archpriestess Tletlxokit's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Metztlitlalio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Metztli mussels the biggest in Eurth.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Metztlitlalio, skateparks can be found in every city.

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