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Largest Information Technology Sector: 26thMost Secular: 43rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd
The Capitalist Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
Taxing you to death since 25th October 2013 CE
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Mettzacanoa

Population16.345 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland
LeaderState Executive Manish Dyall
Faitha religion with no followers

CurrencyMettz Dollar
AnimalSphinx

The Capitalist Democracy of Mettzacanoa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by State Executive Manish Dyall with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.345 billion Mettzacanoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mettzacanoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,933 trillion Mettz Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 546,582 Mettz Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime is totally unknown. Mettzacanoa's national animal is the Sphinx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a religion with no followers.

Mettzacanoa is ranked 245,826th in the world and 7,380th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.35 Whatever.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 26thMost Secular: 43rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 142ndSmartest Citizens: 200thHighest Average Incomes: 209thMost Efficient Economies: 218thHighest Poor Incomes: 306thLargest Black Market: 310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 358thMost Advanced Public Education: 375thMost Inclusive: 504thMost Rebellious Youth: 515thHighest Economic Output: 615thMost Subsidized Industry: 637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 642ndLargest Governments: 695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 785thMost Cultured: 860thMost Beautiful Environments: 999thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,015thRudest Citizens: 1,069thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,091stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,738thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,948thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,120thMost Armed: 2,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,354thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,620thHealthiest Citizens: 3,337thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,642ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,098thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,384thLargest Retail Industry: 4,396thLowest Crime Rates: 4,571stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,265thTop
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Most Developed: 13,274thLargest Populations: 13,639thMost Influential: 24,382ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,604th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 128th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionLargest Populations: 250th in the regionMost Developed: 263rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 419th in the regionMost Influential: 459th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.
  • : Mettzacanoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettzacanoa, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.

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