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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 393rdMost Pacifist: 494th
The Andenian Spiritual Union of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Sol Metta
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.209 billion

LeaderSol Metta

Animalwonder deer

The Andenian Spiritual Union of Mettia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sol Metta with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.209 billion Mettians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jokinton. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mettian economy, worth a remarkable 3,086 trillion Shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,386 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mettia's national animal is the wonder deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mysticism.

Mettia is ranked 245,195th in the world and 165th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 393rdMost Pacifist: 494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 663rdMost Cultured: 736thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 780thNicest Citizens: 787thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 819thMost Inclusive: 885thMost Rebellious Youth: 903rdLargest Governments: 959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,122ndSmartest Citizens: 1,262ndSafest: 1,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,326thLowest Crime Rates: 1,348thMost Developed: 1,565thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,088thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,342ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,816thBest Weather: 2,834thHealthiest Citizens: 3,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,400thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,740thMost Devout: 3,775thHighest Economic Output: 4,588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,823rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,308thNudest: 12,232ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,353rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,398thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,169thMost Influential: 20,705thHighest Drug Use: 22,202nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Safest: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mettia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Mettia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Mettia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Absovenya.
  • : Mettia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Mettia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Mettia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Mettia was endorsed by The Queer Utopia of Venovica.
  • : Mettia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Mettia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Mettia was endorsed by The Ego-Posadist Utopia of Dekks.


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